Best Kids Joke Of The Day 2021 | New Kid Jokes

Kids joke of the day 2021 , New joke of the day for kids 2021

Best collection of funniest new kids joke of the day 2021 on the internet! Ever! Is ya kid having a very bad day? Angry? Sad or bored? Here are some joke of the day for kids to crack him/her up! 

One of best methods to make a kid happy/laugh is through words, funny words. Now matter how sad or uncomfortable a kid might be, jokes will definitely ease his sadness. 

Also checkout 👇10 other ways to make kids laugh

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Even, these are facts according to science that laughter is the best medicine ever! You know what? You are so a darling for looking up to this topic kids joke of the day , it feels good to make kids laugh, laughter is very important for heath and development in kids.

Kids joke of the day 2021

How do you catch a squirrel???

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

Why are pirates’ pirates??? 

Simply because they arrrrrrrrrr

Do you know where the king keeps his armies???

In his sleevies , hahahaha

What does your face look like when you want to poo?

Looks like urrrgggghhhhhhh

Why was the lettuce embarrassed when it opened the refrigerator door???

It saw the salad dressing

Funny kids joke of the day

What’s invisible & smells like carrots???

Rabbit farts

What’ did the tie say to the hat???

You go on ahead and I’ll hang around

Two muffins were inside an oven. One muffin says “woah, it’s so hot in here” The other muffin says “woah a talking muffin!”

What did one snow-man say to the other? “I smell carrots” ~ kids joke of the day ! 

So, a ship carrying red paint containers crashes into a ship carrying blue paint containers…

Hundreds of sailors were marooned’

A little chicken goes into the library & says to the library attendant “Book book book book book…”. So the library attendant gives the little chicken a book. The chicken takes the book and leaves the library with the book, but comes back in ten minutes later and drops the book on the counter, and again says again “Book Book book book book book book boooook book book book… “

So the library attendant gives the little chicken another book and off goes the chicken again, Shortly afterwards the chicken is back, and again drops the book on the counter and says “Book book book book book booook book book….”

The library attendant gives the chicken yet another book, but, wondering what is going on? Then decides to follow the chicken and find out by himself.

The little chicken leaves the library… goes down the street, and crosses into a park… It walks through the park to a pond and stopped, sitting on a rock at the edge of the pond is a frog. The chicken drops the book in front of the frog and goes “Book, book book book book book….”

The frog looks at the book and goes

What do you call an Irish-man on a porch???

Paddy O’Furniture

What’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?

The color

Joke of the day for kids

Why was the 11 yr old boy ribs cracked? 

He was reading the funniest kids joke of the day from funnylord 🤣

What is green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would k*ill you??

A pool table

Kids joke of the day 2021 collections | Jokes of the day for kids  😂 

What do you call a cow with no legs?? A Ground beef 

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter he ain’t coming…

Joke of the day for kids 2021

Yo! Here are some special funny kid jokes of the day , joke of the day for kids to tell.

How do you get a one armed monkey down from a tree???

Wave at him

Have you heard the one about no and me neither?

No!

Me neither! Hahaha

Where do you find a dog with no legs???

Probably where you left him

Hmm! Why do sharks swim in salt water??? 🤔

Because pepper water makes them sneeze

Kids joke of the day 👇

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She sexly/seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, No” he replied. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?” “Sure! I need you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth & allowing him to suck them smoothly

“Please… what should I tell him?” the flustered bartender managed to stammer

“Tell him,” she whispered slowly,, “That there’s no toilet paper, paper towels, or hand soaps in the ladies room !

How to make a kid laugh so loud?🤔

By telling him some kids joke of the day!

Where do fish keep their money (savings)???
In river banks

Hey! Why is pirating so addictive???
Because once you lose your first hand, you get hooked forever!

HEY! When do you go at red and stop at green???
When you’re eating a watermelon 🍉

Did you know why the kid threw his clock out the window???

Because he wanted to see time fly!!! ~ kids joke of the day 

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